Turtleman!

This guy is awesome!

Bananas!

Best.Pantyhose.Commercial.Ever.

Crows Make Tools: BOW DOWN BEFORE YOUR CROW OVERLORDS!!!

Acid Attack!!!

The Hope Chest is collecting some great old-timey newspaper stories about acid attacks by various people (including mothers, fathers, random strangers) on various others (including draftees, children, and horses).

Maybe This is the Best Thing Ever

From the TED talks: a pretty nifty new gadget.

Definitely the Best Thing Ever

Story at Monsters and Rockets about this lovable little owl.

Guess Where?

More stupid crap going down in Florida. A couple was robbed for a bucket of chicken. Nice going once again, Florida!

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I'll be putting some stuff up here in the near future. But I'll continue wasting your time here, too.

"Everything I touch dies, so that's not much fun on a date."

A fine interview.

Old-timey Slang of the Day

macaroni: sawdust

Adieu, Milton Cougar

The cougar they shot in Chicago was the same one seen in Wisconsin last month. Story here.

Isabella Rossellini is Crazy / Why I Love Isabella Rossellini

Just read this. The end.