Yeah, Well You Can Take That Velocipede and Shove It Up Your—

Old-timey baseball + tons of cursing = magic.


Also, for folks who just can't get enough cursing and baseball, here's a classic.

The Day of Rockening

Only watch this youtube if you want your eyes and/or ears to be MELTED BY AWESOMENESS!!!


More on Lordi and their upcoming movie.

Seussian Experiments

Here's a crazy story that only uses words from The Cat in the Hat.

AFSCME

Funny PSA on the youtubes.

Whew! Now I Feel Safe!

Worried about crime? Try a clever disguise!

A Waspish Scent

More insect stuff from Japan: wasp crackers! Yum-ee!

"Association"

I'm sure this will be all over the internets soon and that there isn't much of a reason for a little blog nobody reads like this one to feature it, but I'm going to anyway, just in case you haven't seen it and happen across this blog while randomly surfing the web in the middle of the night. Maybe you will suddenly realize you need some strange, strange, strange animated weirdness. So here's the butt-biting bug. Enjoy.

ADDED: The youtube link is down, thanks to NHK. Here's another version. The subtitles aren't in English on this one--but really, do they need to be?

Bee Coup

A palace coup in Canada.

Rank-a-Freak

At LiveScience you can rate your favorite freaks of nature. Most are sad, doomed genetic anomalies. Fun!

Added: The little guy in the photo is alive and kicking.

Game Designers: Steal My Idea!

Someone should make a black-and-white Universal monsters video game. You could play as any one of the major monsters (Frankenstein, Dracula, the Wolf Man, the Invisible Man, or the Mummy) or as an angry villager or one of the heroic characters. When playing as a monster, your goal could be to avoid capture while fulfilling your monsterly needs (i.e., sucking blood, eating people, carrying out ancient curses, etc.). As a villager, you could hunt the monsters and start angry mobs. If I were designing the game, I'd make it so that you could play as anyone at any time rather than having to follow through in a linear fashion, but that may just reflect my own gaming biases.

Seriously, this could be the best game ever. The best part of Kingdom Hearts II was the black-and-white gameplay, after all. And I bet you could get money from Universal to do it, since they'd be milking an old stand-by. And who doesn't love Frankenstein and Dracula?

Get to work and steal my idea!

Chuck Barris Sighting

Yikes.

Where Are the Bees Today?

I'm going to start keeping track of this stuff until I find out some other better web site is already doing it.




Bees found:

in ceiling,

in lawn furniture,

in Arkansas,

at the beach,

in some other house,

in a fire hydrant

and in another fire hydrant.

Busted For...

Espionage!

Cartoon Characters

Hey, some pagans are mad. About what? The Simpsons movie. Oh, of course. Link to article in The Sun.

Wow.

Lion-eating chimps.

"Lions are yummy!"

Wee Bonny RoboCop

The future is here. And it's tiny. And it's got stun guns.

Link to article in the The Scotsman

Everybody Knows The Phantom is the Coolest

See?

Angry and Old

The Outbursts of Everett True

Great Animation

Here is some great animation. Nina Paley has set some Hindu legends to old-timey bluesy jazz music, and it's beautiful and funny at the same time:

View Clips

Where the Wild Things Are

A gorilla escaped from a zoo, which is bad.

But at least it wasn't a werewolf.

Or a deer man.

Cue the Theremin

Spooky.

Cats vs. Beards

SCIENCE!!!

Masterpieces

Demons at the Door

Hercules (with Lou Ferrigno)