Go Steve!

Stephen King points out that attempts to ban violent video games are asinine. He is correct.

Don't Steal Movies or I Will Turn You Into a Skull

This is old, but great, and I forgot about it until today, and it's never not a good day to show people the creepiest, weirdest anti-piracy ad you've ever seen.

Here's the youtube:

Waiter, there's a bear in my courtroom!

When I was a kid I always enjoyed checking out these books from the library about odd laws from the past. Many of them revolved around animals being put on trial. I hadn't heard much about this of late, though I seem to recall a story from a few years ago about a dog being put on trial in Michigan or some such fantastic place. Well, thanks to Macedonia, my long nightmare of waiting for a story about a bear being put on trial and convicted of theft is finally over. Stephen Colbert will probably enjoy this.

I will assume that this was the defense lawyer.


P.S., this story has a reference to "turbo-folk," which you can now "understand" thanks to "Wikipedia."

Chuck Barris Sighting

Yikes.

Wee Bonny RoboCop

The future is here. And it's tiny. And it's got stun guns.

Link to article in the The Scotsman